• Everyone I know: My future's so bright! I'm doing well with school, getting married, traveling to new, exotic places AND I'm having a baby!
  • Me: I'm really excited about this pizza I'm going to eat later.
  • lol me: *gracefulme* does anyone realize that they're still in school, pregnant, getting married so their parents don't murder them, and running away to Cuba so that their dad doesn't murder her babby daddy? I'm stoked for that pizza, man.